ARTIST BINGO
With Artist Bingo, I've turned my life & career as an artist into a dynamic, on-chain game of bingo. Each NFT is a bingo card, stamped off over time as I, unintentionally, live out the tropes, myths, and milestones of being an artist.
As my life unfolds, some cards will eventually hit bingo. Each winner will receive a handmade physical copy of their artwork. All cards are randomly generated at mint time from a selection of 128 tropes and 9 color palettes of varying rarity.
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129
minted
0.05
ETH
Live Odds
| Trope | Percentage odds (1-year) |
|---|---|
| Work inspired by tragic loss | ✅ |
| Tormented gestural paintings | 5% |
| Anguished self portrait | 10% |
| Corny protest art | 15% |
| Work inspired by a dream | ✅ |
| Use bodily fluids in a piece | 35% |
| Be told your work isn't art | ✅ |
| Create "masterpiece" | 8% |
| Nude painting/sculpture | 5% |
| Take years to finish a work | 40% |
| Exploit marginalized group for art | 55% |
| Visit foreign country for inspiration | ✅ |
| Get called a sellout | 40% |
| Sell art on the street | 15% |
| Art Basel | 30% |
| Invited to a biennial | 25% |
| Flee a war | 2% |
| Work placed in a museum | ✅ |
| Work placed in the Met/MoMA | 1% |
| Work placed in the Louvre | 0.0003% |
| First gallery show | ✅ |
| Auction at auction house | ✅ |
| Obscenely large sculptural installation | 40% |
| Rejected by a gallery | 100% |
| Go on food stamps | 1% |
| Sell a work for 5 figures | ✅ |
| Sell a work for 6 figures | 1% |
| Sell a work for 7 figures | 0.007% |
| Magazine cover feature | 5% |
| Public commission | 20% |
| Work made entirely by assistants | 100% |
| Open studio | 31% |
| Hiatus | 100% |
| Retire | 0% |
| Hailed as creative genius | 25% |
| Get critically panned | 27% |
| Find a patron | 23% |
| Write a memoir | 0.5% |
| Delay release date | ✅ |
| Art stolen | 19% |
| Work decried by later generations as x-ist | ✅ |
| Self-indulgent release party | ✅ |
| Get called "washed up" | 3% |
| Die in poverty | 0.00025% |
| Do commercial work | 22% |
| Plead with friends to buy your art | ✅ |
| Try to get sued for publicity | 100% |
| Take teaching position | 9% |
| Work vandalized by activists | 5% |
| Media exposé | 0.3% |
| Get canceled | 5% |
| Overdose | 0.5% |
| Substance abuse issue | 1% |
| Shoot up | 0.5% |
| Secret drug habit | 2.5% |
| Life-changing psychedelic trip | 25% |
| Declare sobriety | 8% |
| Alcoholism | 0.03% |
| Lean on alcohol for creative output | 13% |
| Publicly scoff at "the mainstream" | 10% |
| Write a manifesto | 50% |
| Champion a new school of art | ✅ |
| Pretentious artist statement | 51% |
| Call yourself a "conceptual artist" | ✅ |
| Allegations of abuse | 0.2% |
| Estrange family | 0.008% |
| Lash out at critics | 6% |
| Feud with another artist | 7% |
| Collab with another artist | ✅ |
| Secret child | 0.02% |
| Week with no human contact | 1% |
| Commit suicide | 0.001% |
| Mental health diagnosis | 19% |
| Psych ward stay | 0.2% |
| Public meltdown | 0.1% |
| Cut off body part | 1% |
| Tragic early death | 0.0025% |
| Join the 27 Club | 0% |
| Manic episode | 0.8% |
| Fit of manic artistic inspiration | 17% |
| Have a Blue Period | 3% |
| Outlandish facial hair | 8% |
| Get a tattoo | 63% |
| Female alter ego | 57% |
| Work under pseudonym | 12% |
| Cross dress | 3% |
| Sport eyebrow-raising hair-do | 2% |
| Claim not to be an artist | 40% |
| Adopt a wild animal | 6% |
| Get called “eccentric” | 41% |
| Carry sketchbook around | 11% |
| Get MFA | 15% |
| Wear a beret (in public) | 0.00000001% |
| Practice nudism | 1.5% |
| Give child unorthodox name | 0.003% |
| Get a piercing | 4% |
| Open relationship | 0.005% |
| Abuse partner | 0.002% |
| Fall madly in love | ✅ |
| On-again-off-again relationship | 1% |
| Sexual harassment allegations | 0.4% |
| Adopt a muse | 24% |
| Have an affair | 0.1% |
| Come out of the closet | 0.3% |
| Experience heartbreak | 20% |
| Get STD | 0.1% |
| Dedicate work to a lover | 55% |
| Portrait of a lover | 65% |
| Experience unrequited love | 0.2% |
| Fall in love with another artist | 1% |
| Impregnate mistress | 0.02% |
| Deny paternity | 0.0004% |
| Groom a young woman | 0.6% |
| Find "soulmate" | 21% |
| Sleep with a gallerist | 0.0032% |
| Love triangle | 0.17% |
| Woo a lover with art | 23% |
| Make advances on assistant | 0.5% |
| Live with other artists | ✅ |
| Start a commune | 2% |
| Move to Brooklyn | ✅ |
| Start a collective | 39% |
| Lead social justice movement | 1% |
| Identify as nonbinary | 0.9% |
| Gentrify a neighborhood | 4% |
| Spiritual quest to Asia | 5% |
| Life-changing meditative experience | 60% |
| Spiritual rebirth | 25% |